Why I am GirlInOldSchoolTrouble. My first Reddit post, which explains the reason for my name.
I’m so deep in the shit if I don’t find a box to stand on soon, it’s going to be over my head and I’ll be swimming. Maybe writing it down and posting anonymously on Reddit will help. Here are my problems in the order of how fucked I am: Problem 1. I am 25 weeks pregnant and nobody knows, except for everyone I see or talk to or try to walk past a little too close. They all know, because I am the size of a dumper truck. They all say ‘wow you’re getting big’ or ‘your parents must be so excited’. They’re not, because I haven’t been back to Kolkata since April, and they don’t fucking know. Problem 2. When my ultra conservative Indian parents find out I am pregnant, they will immediately: Come to England Kill me Find out who the father is (actually, this would be quite useful), if necessary by DNA testing the whole of London Kill him Drag my twitching corpse back to India and force me to marry some fucking annoying Indian guy with awful taste in shirts. Bring up the ...